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Luke: Jonah didn't listen to God, Mommy. That's not good.
Me: No it's not.
Luke: He's in big trouble.

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Taylor: It's okay Savannah {patting her doll's back}
Luke: Lasagna fell down.
Taylor: LUKE it's SA-VAN-AH!
Luke: Lasagna?
Taylor: SA-VAN-AH!
Luke: {realizing he's getting a rise out of her} LA-ZON-YA!
Taylor: {crying} MOMMY! Luke's not saying it right.

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Taylor: Good Morning Mommy! I love you honey bunny. :)

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Luke: Tay-yer play football with me.
Taylor: Oh okay.
Luke: Wow, Tay-yer, that was a good throw. You're good at football.
Taylor: {giggling} HA....I KNOW!
Luke: Mommy, did you see Tay-yer throw the football? She's a good football player.

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Taylor: MOMMY! Luke colored on my picture! Take it off LUKE! MOMMY! Luke messed up my picture!

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{out of complete no where he does this, and often}
Luke: Mommy, you're married!
another spin...
Luke: Mommy, you got married for Daddy! :)

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Taylor: Luke sit beside me!
Luke: I can't right now. I gotta do something. I'm going...bye Taylor!
{runs into the dining room and back out right away}
Luke: I'm home, Taylor did you miss me?
Taylor: Luke, you're a silly goose. Come sit beside me.
Luke: Okay.

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{As I was folding laundry, Taylor pulls out a pair of my under wear}
Taylor: OHHHHHHHH Mommy, look at these, they are sooooooo CUTE!
{she proceeds to try them on and walk around in them with a huge grin and showing Luke}

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{Luke looking at a magazine where there was an ad with a women that had a breast feeding contraption on}
Luke: Mommy, she's naked!
Me: {for a second panicked. lol} No, she has a top on.
Luke: No, she's naked. Mommy, WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IS SHE DOING?
Me: I don't know. What do you think?
Luke: I don't know, she's a silly goose.
Me: Yup {sigh}

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Taylor: OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, Look Mommy, a stink bug in the sky! (on the ceiling)
Luke: EWW GROSS.
Taylor: I know Luke, that's DISGUSTING! That stink bug is STINKY! Mommy, are you scared?
Me: Only if it flies at me.
Taylor: Oh okay, that's good.
Luke: Mommy, where is the stink bug going?
Taylor: Hmm, I don't know Luke.
Luke: He's going to get his toys.
Taylor: Oh okay.
Me: What kinda toys does a stink bug play with?
Luke: Fire trucks and spiders?
Me: Really?
Luke: Yup.

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{before nap}
Taylor: Can I cuddle with Luke in his crib for just a little bit?
{So after "rock a baby" on the glider, I put them in Luke's crib together}
Luke: Look Mommy, we're cuddling.
Me: Aww
Taylor: Give me a kiss Luke.
{Luke gives her a kiss and a hug and says, SQUEEZE!}
Me: Okay, time to get in your crib Taylor.
Taylor: Can we cuddle a little bit more?

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I tell Taylor I'm going out to eat with Tasia and Sara and she says, OHHH...."Will Abraham and Issac be there?" :)

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Taylor: I'm coloring a picture for you Luke! {coloring a car}
Luke: OHHHH that's nice Tay-yer.
Taylor: Awww MAN! I dropped a marker Luke. LUKE! PICK IT UP!
Luke: {stops playing to go pick up her marker}
Taylor: Thank you Luke, that was nice.
Luke: Your welcome.
Taylor: {purposefully dropping another marker} LUKE! I dropped a marker again. Pick it up for me!
Luke: {stops playing to go pick up her marker}
Taylor: Thank you Luke, that was nice. Mommy, Luke's being nice to me!
Luke: Your welcome Tay-yer.

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Taylor has figured out that it drives Luke crazy if she refuses to kiss or hug him. He gets very upset. :(

{Kids watching David and Goliath}
Luke: NO DAVID! Not nice. You don't hit. I'm gonna spank your heiney.

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Luke: Look Mommy, there's the kitty cat!
Me: Oh, what's she doing?
Luke: Being a kitty cat. {as he looks at me like I'm crazy}

{Luke looks at the front of their children's christian music CD with Jesus and children on it}
Luke: Mommy, Jesus and the kids are singing!
Me: Yeah they are.
Luke: But where's Jesus' guitar?
Taylor: His guitar is at his house Luke.
Luke: Oh, well he needs to go get it.
Taylor: Yea he does.