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Luke has an obsession with pickles, lemons and tomatoes.
Taylor this morning flipped out because I didn't let her pick out MY shoes. {wow}

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Switcheroo:
So mister and miss territorial have been switching. Taylor asked if she could sit in Luke's high chair and normally the thought of accidentally switching anything (bibs, silverware, cups, plates, etc) sends them into screaming fits....to my shock she asked, he agreed and they actually have been asking to sit in each others high chairs ever since. Weird.

They've been asking if they can cuddle each other and pray in the same crib lately so I put Taylor in with Luke until we're done praying and them back in her crib she goes. Tonight, she said she wanted to sleep in Luke's crib. He said he didn't wanna cuddle, he wanted to sleep in her crib. So I thought, what the heck, switched their stuff. Luke gets ALL cozy in Taylor's crib with a big grin. Taylor is enjoying Luke's music box so I say good night and wonder how long until Miss Taylor starts to scream. I'd say 2 mins tops. I want MY CRIB. GET HIM OUT! lol I doubt the crib switch will ever really happen. Who knows though.
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Taylor: Mommy, I love you missy missy. (I tell her I love her sissy missy)

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Luke and Taylor were playing with the dollhouse and I was listening. The mommy was making pancakes, everyone was taking baths, drying their hair, and watching ballerinas on TV. Then the mommy kept sending the daddy {luke} to the store for cups, cucumbers, tomatoes, and milk. The daddy then had to fix the house and then they all had a sleepover on the floor. lol

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Potty time.

Taylor: Look Mommy, baby poopies. Aren't they cute. Look at them Luke!
Luke: Aww they are little baby poopies. {someone was a little too excited to be constipated.}

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Taylor: {walking in on me in the bathroom} What are you doing money?
Me: peeing.
Taylor: Oh, are you gonna get a piece of candy?

{I started giving Smarties for when they initiate having to go.}

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Luke: Jonah didn't listen to God, Mommy. That's not good.
Me: No it's not.
Luke: He's in big trouble.

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Taylor: It's okay Savannah {patting her doll's back}
Luke: Lasagna fell down.
Taylor: LUKE it's SA-VAN-AH!
Luke: Lasagna?
Taylor: SA-VAN-AH!
Luke: {realizing he's getting a rise out of her} LA-ZON-YA!
Taylor: {crying} MOMMY! Luke's not saying it right.

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Taylor: Good Morning Mommy! I love you honey bunny. :)

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Luke: Tay-yer play football with me.
Taylor: Oh okay.
Luke: Wow, Tay-yer, that was a good throw. You're good at football.
Taylor: {giggling} HA....I KNOW!
Luke: Mommy, did you see Tay-yer throw the football? She's a good football player.

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Taylor: MOMMY! Luke colored on my picture! Take it off LUKE! MOMMY! Luke messed up my picture!

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{out of complete no where he does this, and often}
Luke: Mommy, you're married!
another spin...
Luke: Mommy, you got married for Daddy! :)

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Taylor: Luke sit beside me!
Luke: I can't right now. I gotta do something. I'm going...bye Taylor!
{runs into the dining room and back out right away}
Luke: I'm home, Taylor did you miss me?
Taylor: Luke, you're a silly goose. Come sit beside me.
Luke: Okay.

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{As I was folding laundry, Taylor pulls out a pair of my under wear}
Taylor: OHHHHHHHH Mommy, look at these, they are sooooooo CUTE!
{she proceeds to try them on and walk around in them with a huge grin and showing Luke}

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{Luke looking at a magazine where there was an ad with a women that had a breast feeding contraption on}
Luke: Mommy, she's naked!
Me: {for a second panicked. lol} No, she has a top on.
Luke: No, she's naked. Mommy, WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IS SHE DOING?
Me: I don't know. What do you think?
Luke: I don't know, she's a silly goose.
Me: Yup {sigh}